March 2012
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stephers4:
One Direction-What Makes You...
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Help me out.
Schoolwork. History class. Video game review.
Assassin’s Creed II or Fable III?
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February 2012
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Creeping Time
I get to see a video of him squeeing at cute animals.
Fuckyeah.
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Reblog if you would never cheat in a relationship....
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via hannameth)
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I normally wouldn't encourage this, but...
thecrazyfilipino:
When it comes to settling down and being in a relationship, you need to place yourself on a throne and think highly of yourself. Don’t settle for anyone less than you deserve. I’m not saying to be a cocky bitch, but don’t fall for the first guy to say something sweet to you. You need to list all your pros and really think that in order for you to be with someone, you shouldn’t...
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Andy Ryan: Ohmygod.
Andy Ryan: This is hilarious
Sam/Dottore: no its not
Sam/Dottore: what if she gets killed
Sam/Dottore: ;_;
Sam/Dottore: or eaten
Sam/Dottore: or sold into servitude
Sam/Dottore: or child prostitution
Sam/Dottore: MY BABU
Andy Ryan: Shhh.
Sam/Dottore: NO.
Andy Ryan: Papa Malfatto will take care of her.
Sam/Dottore: HE'LL EAT HER.
Sam/Dottore: PROBABLY.
Andy Ryan: EAT HER OUT.
Andy Ryan: BOOM. LAWYERED.
Sam/Dottore: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
Sam/Dottore: THAT MAKES ME FEEL WORSE.
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Intelligence is so attractive.
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itsjeremiah:
When “Pokemon” was first released...
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“Did you ever see one of those videos where you are asked to look for, or follow,...”
– (via itsjeremiah)
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But--
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about God.
Government: Take them to church.
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